10 reasons why i really really don't like you

It's the month of love.
So I decided to break the lovey dovey spirit and give the 10 reasons why I despise men.
10. They're obnoxious when they poke you and try to tickle you. Really lets be mature here.
9. They always know exactly what to say to make you fall for them like really adorable compliments.
8. They do super cute things that make your heart melt, all in their evil scheme to make you fall for them when you're trying oh so hard not to.
7.  They make it impossible to not be close to them while you're watching a movie or some other form of entertainment.
6. They do adorable things for you just to confuse you more and more.
5. They take their time texting you back when all you are doing is staring at your phone waiting for the buzz that follows.
4. you never know what they are thinking one minute they will be right next to you. the next somewhere else acting stand offish. Come on!
3. They assume they have you wrapped around their finger and that they can use you whenever they want.
2. They send you texts to wake up to that make your cheeks turn an annoying shade of red.
NUMBER ONE REASON... They're freaking adorable and you can't live without them.
I don't like you men, and your evil schemes.
but really i do.
stop being cute so i can go back to being mad at you!!!!

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